i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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