I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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