she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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