Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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