Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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