Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
