im drinking this country out of the recession.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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