your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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