I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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