who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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