Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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