id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Randomize
