isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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