I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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