He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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