All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
NoShamevember. You game?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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