my mouth tastes like poor choices
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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