It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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