I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Randomize
