there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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