Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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