"it" just moved
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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