He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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