I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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