His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
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Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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