question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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