Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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