Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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