I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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