Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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