Porn is love you can see.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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