She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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