so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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