Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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