It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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