I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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