How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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