There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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