Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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