And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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