Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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