seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's just so happy...and so naked.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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