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Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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