I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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