I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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