is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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