I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
So vagazzling was a success
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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