i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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