He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
That was before I lit my hair on fire
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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