do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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