There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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