Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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