I don't think brook has ever known best
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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