i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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