Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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